Married... With Children

Season 2 Episode 3

If I Were a Rich Man

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 04, 1987 on FOX
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Steve, who has just received a big promotion, asks Al to give him a ride home from the bank one night. Before they leave, Al convinces him to join him in playing with the contents of the vault, which proves to be a big mistake when Steve discovers a million dollars worth of security bonds are missing the next day.moreless

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  • Al seems to have stolen 1 million dollars

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    Steve needs a ride so he asks Al for a favor cause he doesnt want to "Put out his real friedns" so when Al gets there he starts admiring and playing with the money which soon after Steve joins in, the next morning one million dollars is missing from the bank and of course Steve blames Al for it. Al is always trying to rich fast and in this episode finally does it but later on you find out that he never really took the money and his kids are disappointed in him like always.moreless

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    • Steve: Listen Al. Monday, when they check the duty roster, one word is gonna come down from above - Rhoades. And I will have one word for them - Bundy.
      Al: Listen Steve, I didn't take it.
      Steve: Al! We're talking 20 to 50 with chainsaw killers. And don't think I'm serving time alone, bunkie. If I'm gonna be playing in the showers with maniacs, you're gonna be passing the soap.

    • Al: Peg, listen to me for once in your life. I don't have the money!
      Peggy: Now don't think you'll hold it out on me, Al. Uh-uh. I've made your breakfasts, I've had your children, I've even gone to the bathroom after you. I've paid my dues, Al. I've earned that money just as if I'd taken it myself. Half of it's mine. Unless you go to prison, and then it's all mine. So where is it, snookie?

    • Steve: They'll think back, "Let's see... who was the last person in the bank on Saturday? Who had the opportunity? Why, it was Rhoades. No wonder he called in sick today. Well, let's turn down his car loan and give him twenty years to life". Of course, I'll turn you in, and as soon as we're both behind bars, I'm going to kill you. And if I can't do it myself, I'll make sure my boyfriend's bigger than yours.

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