Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 2

I'm Going to Sweatland

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 20, 1988 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Steve: Let me get to the point of my visit Al. I'm sueing you. My wife won't leave your house.
      Al: Neither will mine but they threw me out of court.
      Steve: This Elvis thing is ruining my life. I used to have a wife that enjoyed my company. We come home from work, we talk, we laugh, we'd share a little banking anecdotes. that was before your wife and your sweat stain ruined my life. Now Marcy is at your house and it's pretty diffcult to discuss supply side economics with a woman who is riding on the shoulders of a black man singing "Viva Las Vegas".
      Al: So, what's your beef Steve?
      Steve: I want my wife back.
      Al: Steve, if it was up to me, you'd have your wife back. And mine too. But it's not up to me. Our women have gone insane. And I've learned, much like when they're shopping, sick or horny, best to stay out of their way.