Al: Lets get to the bottom of this. The first time you tried, was the light on?
Al: There you go. He saw you.
Al: Now kids, when we get to the restaurant, something strange will happen. A woman will bring you food. Now, don't be scared, she's called the waitress. It's just gods alternatives to mommies.
Peggy: Good Morning everyone. Boy, am I stuffed. You know you just gotta try that slam dunk breakfast at Kippies. Pancakes, bacon, sausage, eggs. I finally had to say "Stop, I can't eat anymore".
Al: Peg, what do you do with all the money I give you for food?
Peggy: I just told you.
Al: Peg, you wanna get that. It's probably the homeless of their 'It could be worse' tour.
Marcy: Well, Steve forgave me. He's the most wonderful man in the world...
Peggy: Al, why can't you be more like Steve?
Marcy: ...and he's impotent!
Peggy: My God, you are like Steve.
Al: Hey buddy. What's up? Oops!
Al: Yeah Steve, you're a real stallion, listen, let's say we go down to the ice cream shop and get a... softy?
Steve: I can't believe you told him.
Marcy: Steve I'm sorry it's just that you were once a mighty oak and now...
Al: A hanging vine?