Married... With Children

Season 2 Episode 19


Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 28, 1988 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Al: Lets get to the bottom of this. The first time you tried, was the light on?
      Marcy: Yes.
      Al: There you go. He saw you.

    • Al: Now kids, when we get to the restaurant, something strange will happen. A woman will bring you food. Now, don't be scared, she's called the waitress. It's just gods alternatives to mommies.

    • Peggy: Good Morning everyone. Boy, am I stuffed. You know you just gotta try that slam dunk breakfast at Kippies. Pancakes, bacon, sausage, eggs. I finally had to say "Stop, I can't eat anymore".
      Al: Peg, what do you do with all the money I give you for food?
      Peggy: I just told you.
      (doorbell rings)
      Al: Peg, you wanna get that. It's probably the homeless of their 'It could be worse' tour.

    • Marcy: Well, Steve forgave me. He's the most wonderful man in the world...
      Peggy: Al, why can't you be more like Steve?
      Marcy: ...and he's impotent!
      Peggy: My God, you are like Steve.

    • (Steve enters)
      Al: Hey buddy. What's up? Oops!

    • Al: Yeah Steve, you're a real stallion, listen, let's say we go down to the ice cream shop and get a... softy?
      Steve: I can't believe you told him.
      Marcy: Steve I'm sorry it's just that you were once a mighty oak and now...
      Al: A hanging vine?

  • Notes

  • Allusions