Married... With Children

Season 1 Episode 13

Johnny B. Gone

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jun 28, 1987 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Al: Kelly, there were plenty of parties I wasn't invited to when I was a kid.

      Marcy: (sarcastically) There's a mystery.

      Al: Here's another one... what the hell's holding that towel up?

      Marcy turns away

      Al: So to continue, Kelly, I just showed up! I just stood there, big smile on my face, I said "I'm here!" and went straight for the food. Well, sure they didn't want me there, but I had a great time and if they didn't, too bad. The important thing is you wanna be there, be there. Even if they hate you. You're a Bundy. Start acting like one.