Married... With Children

Season 9 Episode 3

Kelly Breaks Out

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 18, 1994 on FOX

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    • Al: (on the phone) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, listen here, you carpetbaggers. It's been over two weeks and I'm still without Peel. Now, I'm going to whoever regulates you people. Who is that anyway? (writes down what the person says) "Absolutely no one." What is their number? (again writes down what person says) "1-800-Bite-Me." Gotcha! (hangs up)

    • Al: For once, and I'm not afraid to say it, Al Bundy can't lose.
      (Kelly enters)
      Kelly: Well, I was fired.
      Al: Can't win either.

    • (The phone rings)
      Jefferson: Aren't you gonna answer that?
      Al: No. I was happy, that means it's Peg.
      Jefferson: You don't know that.
      (Kelly answers the phone)
      Kelly: Hello? (to Al) It's Mom.

    • Kelly: Dad, Mom's gonna send me some homemade pimple stuff.
      Al: From Uncle Sticky, sweetheart? You remember Uncle Sticky's face, honey? It's where we used to keep our keys.

    • Al: (to Kelly) Nothing good ever came out of Wanker County, including your mother.

    • Al: Pretty women makes us buy beer, ugly women makes us drink beer.

    • Al: Marcy, let me explain something to you. (Al starts clucking)

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