Married... With Children

Season 10 Episode 25

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 05, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Al's list of things to make Marcy more attractive for her "sex symbol" husband)
      Number ten: Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes.
      Number nine: Feather-removing electrolysis.
      Number eight: Ski mask.
      Number seven: Sew up holes in ski mask.
      Number six: Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times.
      Number five: Beak job.
      Number four: Put paper bag over ski mask.
      Number three: Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head, and learn to walk backwards. walks a few steps backwards
      Number two: Poke out eyes of every man on Earth.
      Number one: Get President to make every day Halloween.