Married... With Children

Season 10 Episode 25

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 05, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Al: Kelly, I know you're grown up, even though you still live at home and occasionally pick up the phone when you hear the doorbell, but, sweetheart, look. Why do you think I carry your baby picture in my wallet?
      Kelly: That's not me, Dad.
      Bud: That's the picture that came with the wallet.
      Al: Hey, when I bought this wallet, I had two choices: a little boy or a little girl. I picked the little girl. She's symbolic.
      Kelly: She's Chinese, Dad!
      Al: That's what I was hoping you would be!
      Kelly: Oh, Daddy... I'm sorry I'm not Chinese.
      Al: Oh, sweetheart, that's alright, now.