Chesty LaRue: I haven't lost a step. I'm as sexy as I was when I entertained the troops.
Al: Union or Confederate?
Peg: Oh, Al, I can't believe you got all dressed up.
Al: Well, sure, Peg. I'm going to be a judge at the Jiggly Room. Future Hooters of America are in my hands.
Peg: Well, I thought we agreed to have a romantic evening.
Al: Well, sure we did, Peg,but I don't remember the word "together" mentioned.
Kelly: Bud, I am gonna kill you, and then I'm going to bury you alive.
Bud: (Talking about famous people who gained weight) You know Free Willy, he used to be Flipper.
This was the final time NO MA'AM was referenced on the show, as well as the final appearances of Ike, Bob Rooney, and Officer Dan.