Bud: Hey, guys, watch. This dog can do tricks. Sit.
(The female dog sits)
(The female dog lifts a paw and Bud shakes it)
(The female dog barks)
Buck: Hey, hey, I can do all that stuff. Ask me something. Go ahead. Ask me.
Bud: Buck, somersault.
Buck: Say what?!
Bud: Can Dad's life be so empty that a piece of cheesecake is this important?
Kelly: Is this your first day here?
Buck: (to female dog) Oh, it's you, huh? Gee, sorry I didn't get a chance to say goodbye, but sound doesn't really travel well
as high up as you got tossed!
Buck: Must be jelly because jam don't shake like that.
Buck: If I had a gun and a thumb, you'd be dead.
Hans: Cherry cheesecake for Herr Bundy.
Kelly: Well, I'm a Bundy, and I'm here. Just a little bit of French humor. I'll take it.
Hans: I'm Hans the chef. I wanted to deliver this myself so I might meet the man who loved my cheesecake so much.
Kelly: Well, I'm sorry, but you missed him. He would've loved to have meet you.
Hans: It's very cold out–-
(Kelly shuts the door in his face)
Katey Sagal does not appear in this episode.
The episode title is a reference to the movie "Look Who's Talking" with Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.