Married... With Children

Season 7 Episode 1

Magnificent Seven

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 13, 1992 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Al: Peg, you just let these people stick us with their kid! OH, MY GOD! I'VE GOT ANOTHER CHILD!

    • (After meeting Seven)
      Marcy: So where are his parents?
      Peg: Oh, they went out for cigarettes.
      Jefferson: Oh, the old cigarette ploy. They stuck you with their kid, and they're never coming back! So what are you going to name this one? Financial Burden III?

    • Al: I'm tracking down Seven's real parents. Nobody sticks Al Bundy with unwanted kids except his wife.

    • Al: Marcy, I'm saying this as a friend. Your body shows no signs of womanhood; it's obvious to me you're barren. And even if by some miracle you laid an egg, and then hatched a child, and tried to breast-feed, the poor kid would starve to death. Because, let's face it Marce, there can't be enough in there for a cup of coffee. So having said that - with love - from one friend to another, I offer you the son you'll never have. Let me go get his clothes.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The episode title is an allusion to the 1960 film, The Magnificent Seven, starring Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.

    • A similiar storyline is featured in an episode of All In The Family where Edith's cousin Floyd leaves his daughter with the Bunkers and disappears.