Al 1st mentioned owning property at Lake Chikomicomico in episode 1x11 'Nightmare on Al's Street'.
In this episode we discover it was a scam and Jefferson was involved.
Peg: (on Marcy's mystery man) Now Marcy, this is serious. I need you to strap in and concentrate. Was he any good?
Marcy: I don't know. I didn't even see his face!
Peg and Kelly: (excited) All right!
Marcy: (to Peg) I just really can't believe I'm now Mrs... (to Jefferson) Darling, what's your last name?
(cheers and applause from the audience)
Marcy: (in disbelief) Marcy D'Arcy? I'm now Marcy D'Arcy? What have I done?
Marcy: Peggy, I'm worried. I don't know my husband!
Peg: Who does and who wants to? Face it Marcy, the average man-woman relationship is tops 3 weeks of happiness. You know, it's the happiness you feel when he turns away from you to burp rather than turning towards you and saying "pull my finger." It's when he at least tries to hit the toilet. And when during sex, you're not lying there wondering "what the hell is he doing?" You know, you're lucky. Your 3 weeks of happiness are ahead of you. Who cares who she is? Look at him. He's gorgeous. I say saddle up, ride, and if he breaks a leg, shoot him.
Al: (To Kelly and Bud) Well, see kids. It was a dream. You were replaced by two six-packs in the refrigerator.
Kelly: Well, weren't we cold?
Bud: (To Kelly) I was. You were empty.
Al: (Gives advice to Jefferson) Run hard, run now, run silent, run deep. Run, like Mexican water through a first-time tourist. But the key word here is "Run".
Jefferson: (Refers to Marcy) Isn't she cute?
Al: (Repeats) Run.
Jefferson: I saw a woman come over here. Are one of you my wife? (Notices a distressed Marcy, a pleased Peggy, a bored Kelly and decides for Kelly) Come on sweetheart, let's go back to bed. (Takes Kelly on her hand)
Kelly: Bye, Daddy.
Peggy: No, no, no, no. You've made a mistake, I'm your wife. (Releases Kelly and takes Jefferson's hand) Now we can go back to bed.
Marcy: Oh shut up. It's me, it's me.
Peggy: Al, we're talking about sex. Leave it to those who do it.
Marcy: (Distressed) All I know is I woke up this morning with a man in my bed. I don't even know who he is.
Al: Well, that's easy, he slept with you, he's the stupidest man on earth.
Peggy: (Reads test-questions from some magazine, to Al) Who would you rather spend the night with? A, your wife, or B…
Al: (Interrupts his wife) B!
Marcy changes her last name to D'Arcy in this episode, following her marriage to Jefferson.
This is the first episode with Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy. He is credited as a guest star during season 5.
The backgroung music for Al when the voice said Peggy did her head into a quarry is the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show.
Al's advice "Run silent, run deep" refers to the 1958 Clark Gable movie with the same title.
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