Married... With Children

Season 1 Episode 7

Married ... Without Children

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 17, 1987 on FOX
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The Rhoades are considering having kids, and convince Al and Peg to go away for the weekend so they can baby sit Kelly and Bud. However, they quickly find themselves woefully ill-prepared for the task.

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  • Steve and Marcy take care of Bud and Kelly

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    Steve and Marcy want to take care of Bud and Kelly but they have no ideaa for what they are in for. This is the first signs that we see that Marcy and Steven are wanting to have children. After finding how terrible their kids are they decide to let Kelly have her party cause that way Al and Peggy wont let them keep their kids anymore but Al and Peggy decide to stay the rest of night instead of coming home early which they originally planed to do.moreless

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  • QUOTES (7)

    • Peggy: And if I hear another peep out of you two, I'm gonna tie your throats together.

    • Kelly: Listen, I really like one of these guys, he's real nice. But don't make any sudden moves, okay?
      Steve: I guess I can dial 911 slowly.

    • Steve: We're having some fun now, huh, Marce?
      Marcy: I hope you're not gonna be this way with our children.
      Steve: I hope our children will like us.

    • (Al enters)
      Peggy: Oh, hi honey. Look, Steve and Marcy are here.
      Al: Yeah I know, I've been circling the block waiting for them to leave. And I finally ran out of gas.
      Peggy: Well, they've agreed to take the kids for the weekend.
      Al: Great!
      Peggy: Yeah, so you and me can go away by ourselves.
      Al: You mean, we have to leave? Gee, it sounded good for a second.

    • Al: Get everything?
      Peggy: I think so.
      Al: You take the towels?
      Peggy: Of course.
      Al: The hotel pads and pens?
      Peggy: Yeah, and the soap.
      Al: Good. The ashtrays?
      Peggy: Yeah, I think we got everything.
      Al: Okay, well before you close the suitcase, you wanna grab the Yellow Pages.
      Peggy: Al, it's Wisconsin.
      Al: Hey, ya roll them up, they make a great log.

    • Peggy: I'm sorry. It's just that the kids were home sick from school today.
      Marcy: Oh nothing serious, I hope?
      Peggy: Ah, no. Just one of those bugs that goes around. You know where they're sick for two hours and then they make you sick for the rest of your life? Coffee?

    • Al: You are the biggest... by the way, do you have cable?
      Steve: No.
      Al: ...the biggest IDIOT I've ever met.

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