Married... With Children

Season 2 Episode 16

Master the Possibilities

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 07, 1988 on FOX

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    • Al: Now, I'm going to take care of all our credit problems.
      Peggy: Well, you know, honey, I don't know much about these things, but it seems to me that when they take a buzz saw to your credit card in public, it's just their way of saying, "Get lost, deadbeat."
      Al: We'll just send for some we don't have.
      How are they gonna know you broke me? Ah, credit's so easy to get these days. These companies will just fight for a new guy like me.
      (Days later, the Bundys are checking their mail for credit cards)
      Al: Everybody said no?
      Peggy: No. Everybody said, "Get lost, deadbeat."

    • Peggy: (while going through the mail) Here's something I missed. Oh, look, it's a credit card.
      Al: Ha-ha! See? I told you anybody can get a credit card.
      Peggy: "Anybody" did, Al. It's for Buck! (Al stares in shock while Peggy laughs) And you couldn't even get a gas card!
      (Bud enters)
      Peggy: Hey, Bud, Buck got a credit card.
      Bud: Wow. Dad can't even get a gas card?

    • Al: Hey, as long as I'm not paying for it, nothing's too good for my wife.

    • Peggy: Al, you're just jealous of the dog.
      Al: I'm jealous of everybody not married to you.

    • Peggy: Well you know honey, I don't know much about these things, but it seems to me that when they take a buzz-saw to your credit card in public, it's just their way of saying "Get lost, deadbeat".

    • Marcy: Anyway, Steve's out gassing up his Mercedes. We're going shopping. Wanna come Peg?
      Peggy: Oh Al, can I?
      Al: Oh ho ho, sure. And if Sven doesn't need anymore help with the lobsters, maybe I can get a job at the zoo, circumcising the tasmanian devil.

    • Al: Now, how am I gonna come up with 111 dollars? How am I gonna pay 111 dollars?
      Peggy: Well, if you didn't have that grilled cheese sandwich, you could have put it on your credit card.
      Al: Yeah, and if your father didn't lace that lemonade with vermouth, I'd be single.

    • Bud: They gave Buck a credit card. Dad's using it 'cause he didn't ask for it. So he doesn't have to pay. Y'know, like when you get records you didn't want.
      Steve: Did he happen to sign Buck's name to the receipts?
      Bud: Sure.
      Steve: Then it's-a-prison he'll be going.

    • Al: You know I said to Sven "is it worth it?",
      and Sven said "vhen it's vor the vamily it's vorth it", yeah and he also said that a lobster could pinch through an atheletic support. Sven was 0 for 2 today!

    • Al: Well, when the bill comes, it'll come to Buck... What are they gonna do, sue a dog?!? Arrest him? Cuff 'em? Beat the hell out of 'em? and so what if they did?

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