(While at the shoe store)
Bud: Who are you?
Griff: Name's Griff. I work here.
Bud: That's funny. Dad never told me he hired another guy.
Griff: And who are you?
Bud: Bud. Al Bundy's my father.
Griff: That's funny. He never told me he had a son.
Griff: Not living.
Bud: Four touchdowns in one game?
Griff: Oh, hell, yeah! That's why I told him to go home. I couldn't stand it anymore.