In this episode, a flashback to Christmas 1974 shows Buck as a puppy. However, in a subsequent episode in season 8, Buck was revealed to have been born circa 1984.
Girl Co-Ed: We'll see you later, you cute old man.
(pinches Al's cheek)
Al: See that, Peg? They think I'm cute.
Oh, yes. Honey, they must think you're that rapper, Ice Age.
Al: But now, son, you're going to a big time college. And you're going to get a chance to do something that I've only dreamed of.
Bud: Make business contacts?
Al: Nah, who wants to hang out with a bunch of smart little acned, sexually-deprived, A-students wouldn't know a breast from a football because they never touched either?
Al: I'd like to deposit this.
(Al holds up a quarter)
Bank Teller: Are you depositing the entire quarter?
Al: Do I look Japanese? I want five cents back, please. And, uh, give it to me in ones.
Peg: You see it's allowance days and we are a family of five.
Bud: Hey, baby. Want to go to lunch?
Woman: Ugh. Did someone rub your face in the dirt?
Bud: It's a beard. You like the way it goes with my, uh, check book?
(Bud opens his check book)
Woman: Oh. Sexy.
Bud: Yeah, and I love you for your mind. Let's go.
Marcy: What's that on your chin? Have some of the stronger boys been rubbing your face in dirt again?
Bud: It's called a beard. Surely, you've seen one before in the mirror.
Bud starts growing a beard in this episode.
The episode title is a shortened form of the saying "I gave it the old college try".
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