Married... With Children

Season 7 Episode 11

Old College Try

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 13, 1992 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • In this episode, a flashback to Christmas 1974 shows Buck as a puppy.  However, in a subsequent episode in season 8, Buck was revealed to have been born circa 1984.

  • Quotes

    • Girl Co-Ed: We'll see you later, you cute old man.
      (pinches Al's cheek)
      Al: See that, Peg? They think I'm cute.
      Peg: (laughs)
      Oh, yes. Honey, they must think you're that rapper, Ice Age.

    • Al: But now, son, you're going to a big time college. And you're going to get a chance to do something that I've only dreamed of.
      Bud: Make business contacts?
      Al: Nah, who wants to hang out with a bunch of smart little acned, sexually-deprived, A-students wouldn't know a breast from a football because they never touched either?

    • Al: I'd like to deposit this.
      (Al holds up a quarter)
      Bank Teller: Are you depositing the entire quarter?
      Al: Do I look Japanese? I want five cents back, please. And, uh, give it to me in ones.
      Peg: You see it's allowance days and we are a family of five.

    • Bud: Hey, baby. Want to go to lunch?
      Woman: Ugh. Did someone rub your face in the dirt?
      Bud: It's a beard. You like the way it goes with my, uh, check book?
      (Bud opens his check book)
      Woman: Oh. Sexy.
      Bud: Yeah, and I love you for your mind. Let's go.

    • Marcy: What's that on your chin? Have some of the stronger boys been rubbing your face in dirt again?
      Bud: It's called a beard. Surely, you've seen one before in the mirror.

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