Married... With Children

Season 5 Episode 10

One Down, Two to Go

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 25, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Marcy: Al, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend, Sam. Al, tell Sam, what you do for a living.
      Al: I … I sell shoes.
      Marcy: (her hand stops, Sam gives her money) And how long have you been doing this?
      Al: Twenty years.
      Marcy: (gets more money from Sam) And finally, exactly how old are the socks you're wearing on your feet?
      Al: (smirks) Not quite as old as the hair on your legs (he takes all the money).