Fidel Castro: (Jefferson shows Fidel a picture of Marcy.) You married the kid from Home Improvement?
Jefferson: (Looking at the picture.) Ay carumba, I guess I did.
Marcy: Wow, Al, nice wheels. But you have to realize, stealing cars is a felony.
Al: So is pretending to be that kid on Home Improvement.
Al: (Carrying a bouquet of flowers.) Hi Peg. I'm gonna plant these on her grave.
Peg: You never bring me flowers.
Al: I would if you had died.
Marcy: (As Al buries the Dodge.) Don't you think throwing dirt on the Dodge is a bit redundant?
Cal: Say, did you ever play pro-football?
Al: No, I had a career ending injury.