Katey Sagal |
Peg Bundy |
David Garrison |
Steve Rhoades |
Christina Applegate |
Kelly Bundy |
David Faustino |
Bud Bundy |
Ed O'Neill |
Al Bundy |
Amanda Bearse |
Marcy Rhoades |
Dan Tullis Jr. |
Officer |
Guest Star |
Eva LaRue |
Carrie |
Guest Star |
Deborah Dillon |
Sharrie |
Guest Star |
Al: Peg, you're qualified for lots of things. Spirit squasher. Hope dasher. Age accelerator.
Peggy: That's enough, thank you. You know I should be paid plenty for the dangers I face around this house. You think your underwear stops dancing all on its own? I stalk it, I club it, I trick it into the hamper. You try doing that once a week and see if you don't deserve hazard pay.
Al: Peg, I'd probably be more appreciative if you waited 'til I took'em off first.
Peggy: (after the officer lets Peggy off with a warning)Aw, that's nice. Well Al, maybe now you can get rid of that bumper sticker that says "Support higher education, send a cop to first grade".
Officer: Mam, would that be the illegally parked vehicle with the broken taillight?
Peggy: Yes, but you can't give him a ticket because his registration is expired. So there.
Kelly: Bud, I want this so bad. What if I'm not slutty enough, I'd die.
Bud: Not slutty enough? Baby, you've got tramp written all over your face.
Al: You know, Marcy just gave me an idea. Well, two actually. One, I wanna have chicken for dinner tonight. And two, I'm discontinuing your allowance.
(Peggy, Kelly, and Bud are grabbing at Al demanding allowance money)
Al: Back! Back, you savages. Here! Here's your stinking allowance!
(Al throws a wadd of cash on the floor, and Peggy, Kelly, and Bud break away from Al, and grab at the money, yelling like a literal pack of savage animals)
Al: Ahhh... another Hallmark moment.
Steve: (Al and Steve are watching the "Video Slut" tryouts on cable access TV) Look at that one, Al! So that's what they look like before you marry them, eh?
Al: Wait a minute, that's Kelly!
The Gutter Cats were a real glam-rock band whose greatest achievement was their appearance in this episode.
This is the last episode with David Garrison as a cast member.
Bud introduces himself as "Hi, I'm Bud Jagger Richards".
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are members of the 1960s group The Rolling Stones.
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S 11 : Ep 24
Aired 6/9/97 (2:52:00)
S 11 : Ep 23
Aired 5/5/97 (2:52:00)
S 11 : Ep 22
Aired 5/5/97 (2:52:00)
S 11 : Ep 21
Aired 4/10/97 (2:52:00)
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