Al's low-brow friend Charlie Verducci is alarmed when his son Vinnie takes a job as a bus boy, and fears he is about to lose his last chance to achieve fame and fortune. Charlie decides to crash a formal dinner party in an attempt to set Vinnie up with a rich woman.moreless
Kelly decides to move out with her $246 in life savings when Al beats up one of her boyfriends. While Al is perfectly fine with her decision, Peg is devastated and reacts by smothering Bud with unwanted affection.
Al and Kelly avoid having to join Peg and Bud on a week long trip to Wanker County by pretending to be sick. However, Al's plan to spend the week alone with his fantasies is jeopardized when Kelly comes down with an actual cold.
Al's grand vision to spend the Labor Day holiday on a road trip with his family hits a snag when they encounter a massive traffic jam on a Chicago expressway.