The family feels ashamed when Kelly's boyfriend reminds them that it's her birthday tomorrow, and they offer to take her to the movies. However, Kelly's experience is ruined when she discovers that her boyfriend is cheating on her.
Bud receives a $25,000 scholarship to attend Trumaine University and deposits it into his college fund. His parents assume the bank made an error after they make a 20 cent deposit into the fund, and decide to withdraw the money and spend it on themselves.
Al is laughed at when he claims that he had a high school relationship with a girl who went on to become a rich and world famous producer of beauty products. He has the last laugh when she arrives at the Bundy home and offers Peg $500,000 to buy him from her.moreless
Al is humiliated after Peg tells her friends that he is awful in bed, then becomes determined to regain his former prowess. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find a way to appear more intelligent to her friends.
Al discovers that his Dodge has been stolen from in front of his house, and is disappointed when the insurance company offers him only $50 for his loss. Jefferson convinces Al that he deserves a lot more and tells him how to defraud the insurance company.
Peg takes up cartoon drawing when her pulsating shower head breaks, and creates a character based on Al that becomes a world wide hit when she turns it into a comic strip. Al feels humiliated and demands she stop, but has a change of heart when he receives a call from Playgirl magazine.moreless
Tired of spending his Saturday nights alone, Bud appears on a dating game show for desperate men. Meanwhile, Peg demands that Al go to bed at the same time she does, resulting in both of them staying awake for days.
When Bud volunteers to be a nude model at college, Kelly begins to feel old and uncool, and buys a motorcycle on impulse. Meanwhile, Al fears he might be gay after an encounter with a transvestite at the shoe store.
After Al is given a senior citizen discount at the movie theater without being asked for proof, he embraces the situation and gets a senior discount card and accepts an invitation to a senior citizen athletic competition.
Al has his week-long vacation at his boss's cabin ruined by Peg and Marcy, who fight and bicker with each other the entire time. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids look for a way to get back at Marcy for not taking them along.
Al accepts an offer of a year's salary of $12,000 to retire early from the shoe store, but his retirement is short lived when he discovers Peg has hidden his money. He gets a job at a different shoe store, where he's inspired to become a business owner after he's assigned to be a temporary manager.moreless
Peg realizes her sex life is terrible after peeping on the neighbors, and Marcy suggests that lingerie will help spice things up with Al. However, she soon discovers that it will take something else to get Al interested.
Al learns that Fuzzy McGee, his favorite sidekick from old Western movies, has died. After attending his funeral, Al decides to buy the burial plot next to him, much to Peg's chagrin since there is no room for her.
Al spends the night on the couch when he refuses to rub Peg's rear end. When he encounters a robber who breaks in through the living room door, he unexpectedly finds himself as the defendant in a $50,000 lawsuit.
Al wins a shoe selling contest and receives a first class ticket to Hawaii. Peg secretly exchanges Al's ticket for four standby tickets, forcing Al and the family to pose as aging rock stars to get into the first class lounge, where several genuine rock superstars have assembled prior to making the "Old Aid" charity music video.moreless
Peg's backwards relatives Zemus and Ida Mae visit with their five-year-old son Seven. They leave without their son under the pretense of going out for cigarettes, forcing Al to take a solo road trip to Georgia in a desperate attempt to avoid having to support yet another family member.
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