Married... With Children

Season 6 Episode 1

She's Having My Baby (1)

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 08, 1991 on FOX
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Episode Summary


Al ridicules the D'arcys when they happily announce that Marcy is pregnant. However, his world is turned upside down when Peg breaks the news that she is five months pregnant herself.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

    Abraham Benrubi

    Abraham Benrubi

    Baby (uncredited)

    Guest Star

    Edd Hall

    Edd Hall

    Al's Conscience (uncredited)

    Guest Star

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (7)

      • Marcy: Guess what? We're going to have a new addition to our family.
        Al: Well, shouldn't you be sitting on it, waiting for it to hatch?

      • Peggy: Honey?
        Al: Yes?
        Peggy: Guess what?
        Al: What?
        Peggy: I'm pregnant too!
        Marcy: How far along are you?
        Peggy: Five months.
        Al: Five months?
        Peggy: Al, didn't you notice that I was getting fat?
        Al: Well... yeah.

      • Al: Hey, don't kid yourself, I've got plenty of money saved up... (looks at Peg) Whoops. Well, it doesn't matter, you're not getting any. I'm gonna get me a Big Boy Socket Wrench Set. Man, it's gonna be great. I'll around this house and tighten more nuts than you did in high school.

      • Peggy: (to Al) What should we name the baby?
        Al: The Reaper?

      • Peggy: Al, guess what? Marcy is pregnant.
        Al: Well congratulations Marcy, now you can finally be fitted for a bra.
        Marcy: That's right Al, but I don't need to complain to you what it's like to carry around small things.

      • Jefferson: I'm going to be a father. Don't you have anything to say to me?
        Al: Oh. Sure. It's over. You're a dead man. Today is the first day of the end of your life.

      • Al: So, we're having a new baby. The gods are on a roll, aren't they? Must've been playing another round of 'Can you top this?' One started off, 'We'll make him a shoe salesman.' Then another said, 'We'll give him a red-head.' Then another one, probably a cruel, hungover god, said, 'But let's have him be a mighty athlete in high school first so his fall will be all the greater.'
        Kelly: But the gods showed you they loved you when they gave you us.
        Al: Yeah, give those gods a Miller. Will someone please tell me, how did this happen?

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