Married... With Children

Season 6 Episode 1

She's Having My Baby (1)

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 08, 1991 on FOX

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    • Marcy: Guess what? We're going to have a new addition to our family.
      Al: Well, shouldn't you be sitting on it, waiting for it to hatch?

    • Peggy: Honey?
      Al: Yes?
      Peggy: Guess what?
      Al: What?
      Peggy: I'm pregnant too!
      Marcy: How far along are you?
      Peggy: Five months.
      Al: Five months?
      Peggy: Al, didn't you notice that I was getting fat?
      Al: Well... yeah.

    • Al: Hey, don't kid yourself, I've got plenty of money saved up... (looks at Peg) Whoops. Well, it doesn't matter, you're not getting any. I'm gonna get me a Big Boy Socket Wrench Set. Man, it's gonna be great. I'll around this house and tighten more nuts than you did in high school.

    • Peggy: (to Al) What should we name the baby?
      Al: The Reaper?

    • Peggy: Al, guess what? Marcy is pregnant.
      Al: Well congratulations Marcy, now you can finally be fitted for a bra.
      Marcy: That's right Al, but I don't need to complain to you what it's like to carry around small things.

    • Jefferson: I'm going to be a father. Don't you have anything to say to me?
      Al: Oh. Sure. It's over. You're a dead man. Today is the first day of the end of your life.

    • Al: So, we're having a new baby. The gods are on a roll, aren't they? Must've been playing another round of 'Can you top this?' One started off, 'We'll make him a shoe salesman.' Then another said, 'We'll give him a red-head.' Then another one, probably a cruel, hungover god, said, 'But let's have him be a mighty athlete in high school first so his fall will be all the greater.'
      Kelly: But the gods showed you they loved you when they gave you us.
      Al: Yeah, give those gods a Miller. Will someone please tell me, how did this happen?

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