Married... With Children

Season 9 Episode 27

Shoeless Al

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 14, 1995 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • It is revealed in this episode that Puggy Weaver, Al's bowling nemesis from the Season 4 episode "Peggy Turns 300", died during a waffle eating competition. The championship trophy for Al's bowling league is named after him.

    • Blooper: At the bowling alley, Bud throws a practice ball, and it flew backwards bouncing off the ball rack and the ground. Bowling balls don't bounce.

  • Quotes

    • Jefferson: (Bud needs to knock all the pins down to win.) Okay Bud. Okay. Whatever you do don't leave a split.
      Al: (Sarcastically.) Gee, I wonder what's going to happen now? (Bud roles a split.)

    • Milt: (Sniffing.) Wait a minute. Who's bringing their work home? Oh, it's just Bundy with no shoes on.
      Al: That's cute Milt. How's business? Dig up a new wife?

    • Griff: (Walking into the shoe store.) Al?
      (Al grunts off screen.) Oh, you're in the bathroom huh? (Finds Al tied up in the back room.) Al! Your arm is down. Wait, wait, wait wait a second. (Rips the tape off Al's mouth. Al screams.) What happened Al? Were you robbed?
      Al: No. Kathy Ireland came in here, tied me up, and we had wild sex all night!
      Griff: Oooo, same thing happened to me.
      Al: Untie me you moron!
      Jefferson: Hey Al, your arm is down. Hey, hey what happened?
      Griff: Well apparently Kathy Ireland came in-
      Al: SHUT UP!

    • Fat Woman: Now, what size am I?
      Griff: Well, I'm no expert, but from where I sit, I'd say too big for shoes. (Al starts laughing.)
      Fat Woman: I'll have your jobs for this.
      Al: Fine. If we can trade for what's in your fridge.

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