Married... With Children

Season 9 Episode 21

Something Larry This Way Comes

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 12, 1995 on FOX

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  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Griff: That's right! Step right up! Have your picture taken with TV legend, Larry Storch!
      Woman: Larry Storch was always my favorite! Every day I watched and hoped he'd get off the island.

    • Larry Storch: Kelly, the very first rule of acting: never disappoint your public. No, actually that's the second rule of acting. The first rule is never have the chile relleno before you do "Hamlet."

    • Peg: How do you do Mr. Storch? I just loved you in "D-Cup."
      Larry Storch: That's "F Troop."

    • Kelly: I am so excited! I mean, just imagine, me and Larry Storch on a stage together. Tonight, I become a lesbian.
      Peg: I think you mean a thespian.
      Bud: Yeah, well the reviews aren't in yet.

    • Peg: What is the big fuss about this Corporal Eggroll guy?
      Al: Corporal Agarn, you blasphemous heathen! See, you don't understand the genius of the man. See, in "F Troop," when one of the idiots in his regimen would make him mad, he'd go walking over to 'em, like only could he walk, and give 'em a good whack on the head with his hat. You just don't see that anymore.
      Peg: There's a lot of things I don't see anymore.
      Al: Especially if they're more than 100 feet from the couch.

    • Peg: (on the telephone)
      Uh, hello, Shop at Home Network. Yeah, I'd like to order your NYPD Blue Naked Butt Salt and Pepper Shakers.
      Bud: Mom, don't you think you should wait 'til Dad actually gets the raise before you spend it all?
      Peg: Bud, if I waited to have things 'til your father could afford them, you'd still be on layaway.

    • Kelly: (dressed in a fancy evening gown) How do I look?
      Bud: Like a limited edition, condom-packin' Barbie.

    • Kelly: Mom, I'm so excited. Me and Larry Storch on stage together. Tonight, I become a lesbian.
      Peg: No, I think you mean a thespian.
      Bud: Yeah, well the reviews aren't in yet.

    • Al: (in a play) I'll just sit here and play with my organ... (walks over to a piano) ...this one.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The episode title is an allusion to the 1983 film, Something Wicked This Way Comes, which was based on the 1962 Ray Bradbury novel of the same name.

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