Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 7

The Bald and the Beautiful

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 29, 1989 on FOX

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    • Al: Oh, "Monoxodyl: Hope for the hairless."
      Steve: You know what this is? This is the stuff they give guys who are... (mimbles)... Going bald.
      Al: Huh?
      Steve: (loud)Going bald! Why would someone give that to me?
      Al: Well, I don't know, let me see your head.
      (Steve shows Al the back of his head)
      Al: Ahh.
      Steve: What, do you see something?
      Al: My reflection.
      Steve: Then it's true. It's starting.
      Al: That's like saying Bette Davis is just starting.
      Steve: You mean you saw this and didn't tell me?
      Al: I saw it and didn't care.
      Steve: You're awfully cavalier about this, y'know. Old Man Time's been doing a little mowing on your head, too.
      Al: I know.
      Steve: What do you mean you know?
      Al: Sure. You've seen my wife, my house, my kids. I'm lucky my hands haven't fallen off!
      Steve: How can you accept this? If all our hair falls off, our, our, our wives won't want us anymore.
      Al: Well, there you go! Look on the bright side.

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