Lance: All right, all right! Brother Al. Have you been moved to share?
Al: Yeah, sure, I'll share. Let me share this little tidbit with you. You guys are nuts. Attractive, virile, sexy? Women want ya? For what? To check their make-up? But you human flashlights have really helped me. When I came here tonight, I thought I was bald. But looking at you guys, I realize two things. One, I really miss shooting pool, and two, I'm not bald. Steve's not bald. You guys are bald. Really bald. One hundred watt, soft-white bald. Let me say one more thing. If and when I do lose my hair, I still won't be sitting here with you. Cause I have something at home that doesn't care what I look like. That accepts me for what I am, and is always there when I need it. My couch.