Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 4

The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 11, 1988 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bud: Dad, explain to me again why you need the Suit Of Many Hooks.
      Al: Like the wily porcupine, I now have my armor of quills.
      Bud: But unlike the wily porcupine, won't the animals stick to you?
      Al: That's what the mighty horns are for, son. If anything gets close, I lower my head and proceed in an aggressive manner. That should end it right there. And then I have my secret weapon. (holds up raid) If anything goes wrong, I zap 'em in the face with bug spray.
      Peggy: Why not just use your socks on a stick? Or would that be too cruel? God, you're sexy.