Al: Peg, I thought tonight we might do something different. You know the newlywed couple at the end of the block? I peeked in their window.
Peg: Oh, you're so kinky, baby.
Al: Peg... I want to do what they were doing.
Peg: Well, I'm game. What were they doing?
Al: They were EATING!
Peg: Hi, honey. I ordered you a pizza.
Al: Ah, no, I'm not falling for that one. I was at that window so long the neighborhood kids thought I was a jack-o'-lantern.
Al: Let me get this straight, pardon the expression. You say that your husband is running around with my wife?
Al: Your husband?
Al: You know you're a guy, right?
Al: Well, then we got three guys that won't touch my wife. What's the problem?
Al: Uh, easy, big fella. Easy there. I'm sure we can figure out what happened. Maybe your guy isn't getting what he needs at home.
Pete: Oh, no. Our sex is great.
Al: I don't want to hear about that!
Al: (still trying to figure out Pete's problem) Well, maybe he's just tired of you sitting at home while he's out working.
Pete: No, I work. I'm an office manager... 40 thou a year.
Al: That bastard! Guys like that deserve what they get.
Pete: He's getting your wife.
Al: Well, let the punishment fit the crime.
Pete: I don't know. Maybe it's my fault. Andy's a man about town, whereas I just like to stay home and watch a ball game.
Al: Wait a second. Wait a second. You--you work, you cook, and you like sports?
Pete: Yeah. Except for soccer. I mean, that's not really a man's game.
Al: I love you.
Andy: (after Peg told him about Al) A shoe salesman? Come on, nobody's a shoe salesman!
Peg: Well, he thought he'd start at the bottom and...stay there.
Peg: Oh, admit you're lucky to have me as your wife. I could've had anyone. I could've had Andy at the snap of a finger. He was sexy, he was hot, he was....
Al: He was a homo, Peg.
Al: (to Peg) Now feed me or feed me to something. I just wanna be part of the food chain.
Dan Castellaneta and Sam McMurray were both credited as special guest stars because they were also starring in another hit Fox show, The Tracy Ullman Show, at the time.
Dan Castellaneta is best known as the voice of Homer Simpson.
This episode was parodied on "The Rerun Show"
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