Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 19

The Dateless Amigo

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 07, 1989 on FOX

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    • Kelly: Bud, look at yourself. Face the ugly truth. They don't have woods deep enough to grow the kind of girls that would be willing to date you. I mean, maybe you're aiming too high. You know, a live girl. See, your problem is, you've got caviar taste and a pizza face. Aim a little lower. Hey, logs can't run away! And then there's the dead. You know, a girl who's been dead long enough might even think that you're a good catch. Hey, I know, how about a nice department store mannequin? I mean, they're used to being undressed by sexless boys.
      Bud: Thanks for the help, Bleached Blanket Bimbo.
      Kelly: They may call me bimbo, but at least they call me.

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