Peggy: God, what a lump of sour milk my life is, that I'm actually looking forward to a shoe convention.
Al: Well, I'm not. Just another place to remind me of my failures. You know, work, home.
Peggy: The bedroom.
Al: You're always there for me when I'm down, aren't you babe?
Peggy: Oh, I'm nothing special. Just a wife.
Al: You claim.