Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 19

The Dateless Amigo

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 07, 1989 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Al: You know Peg, you could just put a straw in my ear and that way you could suck the life from me.
      Peggy: You know I would but there's just not enough room in there for a straw and your finger.
      Al: Oh I love you too my little ice pick in the eye. (Bud comes down the stairs with two of his friends) Guys, step back and take a good look at your future.