Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 19

The Dateless Amigo

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 07, 1989 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Steve: Al said he has some great news and I've got a 70-dollar bottle of champagne and a 10-dollar bottle of wine. (holds up the champagne) Are you moving away?
      Peggy: No.
      Steve: Alrighty. (gives the champagne bottle to Marcy) Are you going on a very extended vacation?
      Peggy: No.
      Steve: Alrighty. (gives the wine bottle to Marcy) Well, if the news is good enough, I still have a chiclet in my pocket that we can divi up.
      Marcy: Now Steve, Peggy may think that we don't like them. (holds up champagne) Is Al going to prison?