Biff: (to Kara) S-say Kara, you're cute.
Kara: (to Biff) Thank you. You're cute, too. The second I saw you I knew we were going to have sex.
Kelly: (to Bud) But I do know this; you can go and jump out of a plane and go hurtling to your death, but mark my words - you will not even get a cheap feel out of this. You will die a flat virgin.
Jefferson: (to Al) Yeah, tough break, buddy. Oh, I'll tell ya, Al. It's Friday night, I've got herb tea, we're with the girls we love... and we're playing a game that's sure to become the next middle age craze.Will it always be like this, Al?
Al: (to Jefferson) No, no, one day it'll be just like this only we'll be wearing Depends undergarments.
Kara: (to Bud) You're so brave Grandmaster B. You're all I ever wanted in a man. My last boyfriend was so boring. All we did was make love.
Peggy: (Reading "Sexual Intimacy" card) "If your lover was suddenly unable to perform..." (Al lowers head) "and was a shoe salesman, and named 'Al'..."
Al: Give me that. There's no way it could possibly say that. Oh, my God, it does!
Peggy: "And an old lover came to town..." They must mean Jim. "would you have a sleazy affair with him?" (brief pause) Yeah.
Bud: I'm really gonna take the advice of someone's who's fooled by every single disguise of the Trix Rabbit.
Kelly: Yeah like you know who he is before his ears flop out.
Al: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays. I swear!
Al Bundy has a birthmark in the shape of Woody Allen on his bottom.
Dan Clark, who played Biff, the sky diving instructor, might appear more familiar as American Gladiator, Nitro.
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