Katey Sagal |
Peg Bundy |
David Garrison |
Steve Rhoades |
Christina Applegate |
Kelly Bundy |
David Faustino |
Bud Bundy |
Ed O'Neill |
Al Bundy |
Amanda Bearse |
Marcy Rhoades |
Traci Lords |
Dental Assistant T.C |
Guest Star |
Joe Flaherty |
Dr. Plierson |
Guest Star |
Scott Garrison |
Bill |
Guest Star |
Marcy: This is a disgrace. Don't you understand, you are robbing your children of one of life's great experiences. I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me, he flosses me, his instruments alive in my mouth. And just when I think I can't take anymore he says 'Good girl Marcy. You can spit now'.
Peggy: Al, I want to go to the dentist.
Marcy: You should! Everyone should see their dentist at least twice a month (Steve looks at her) I mean year.
Dr. Plierson: Women. They're the lowest forms of life. You married, Bundy?
Al: Look in these eyes.
Kelly: Hi Mom, hi dad.
Al: Kids, I'm glad you're home because I'm taking a poll.
Kelly: Where're we gonna put a pole?
Bud: Well, we can put it in your head so we have a place to hang the sign that says 'Duh'.
Kelly: Oh thanks. You wouldn't let me get a nose-earring but you put a pole in my head?
Al: (to Peggy) Peg, are you sure you didn't have a one night stand with Abbot and Costello?
Al: Ah, home sweet hell.
Neighbor: (off-screen) Hey, Bundy! I'm having steak tonight. What are you having? Ha, ha, ha!
Al: If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife!
Bud: Dad, dad, I had a girl here last night.
Al: Bud, I got no time for your jokes now, my teeth are killing me.
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S 11 : Ep 24
Aired 6/9/97 (2:52:00)
S 11 : Ep 23
Aired 5/5/97 (2:52:00)
S 11 : Ep 22
Aired 5/5/97 (2:52:00)
S 11 : Ep 21
Aired 4/10/97 (2:52:00)
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