Married... With Children

Season 11 Episode 1


Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 28, 1996 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Marcy: You know, perhaps Mad Libs is just a little too advanced for you people. So let's just play 20 questions. Okay? Who has the first question?
      Al: Go to hell.
      Marcy: That's not a question.
      Ariel: Why don't you go to hell?
      Al: (Laughing.) I really like you.

    • Marcy: Since we're stuck here, we might as well play Mad Libs. Okay, I need a verb.
      Al: Cluck.
      Marcy: Okay. Somebody give me a command.
      Ariel: Cluck you.
      Al: (Laughing.) I like you.

    • Jefferson: Al, how about the secret way out?
      (Al backhand slaps Jefferson)
      Al: It's a secret!

    • Kelly: Well I'm not leaving until I get Lucky.
      Jefferson: That should take about 30 seconds.

  • Notes

    • Starting with this episode, the episodes have a shorter intro, and the payment scene from the title sequence is gone.
      The end credits are changed into simply text on a black screen, instead of the previous with Al and Peg sitting on the couch.

    • Beginning with this episode, the series is moved to a new time-slot, Saturdays at 9:00 p.m. The move did not do well for the series as ratings plummeted and the show would be moved again three more times before being cancelled.

  • Allusions