Polk High's invitation was turned down by Gale Sayers, Jim McMahon, Walter Payton, Mike Singletary, and Abe Vigoda before they turned to "Alf" Bundy.
Bud said that 75 kids tease him every day about Heather humiliating him in sixth grade, and this was the 75th episode.
(Kelly shows Bud that Heather is conning him by asking a guy for his watch and then discarding it)
Kelly: The prostitution rests.
Bud: I'm after revenge. Sweet, pure, uncut revenge. Phase One is now complete.
Kelly: What's Phase Two? You touch her on the knee and then start to cry?
Bud: Not quite, O-she-whose-head-can-never-be-seen-in-a-car.
Kelly: Bud, why don't you just go out with someone who likes you? Oh, I sorry. Buck has outgrown his party dress.
Bud: That's a good one, human trampoline.
Kelly: So gnome, everyone's going to be at the homecoming dance this Friday night. Where are you gonna be?
Bud: I'll be there... with a date.
Kelly: Yeah, right. Who's gonna be the girl this year? You or Joey?
Al: And you want to talk about flying wenches? Let's talk about my mother-in-law. My mother in law is so big and fat that... well, people often overuse the phrase "as big as the Earth". But kids, try to imagine everyone you know under one giant muumuu.
Al: Sure, before you marry them, all women say they like football. But as soon as you say "I do", they put on about 40 pounds. And the only "hike" you see is them hiking up their pants before they weld their butts to the sofa for the rest of their worthless lives! As for me... I work for a living!
Al: (holding up an egg) This is your brains. This is your brain on marriage (slams the egg on the floor).
Bud: Dad, when you were in school, did a girl ever did something to you that ruined your entire life?
Al: Yes and you call that girl "mom" now.
Tiffani Thiessen plays Heather McCoy, and one of her most well-known roles was Kelly Kapowski on "Saved by the Bell". Interestingly, Christina Applegate plays Kelly Bundy on this show.
Al is mistakenly called ALF Bundy
Cory Tyler was Terrance on A Different World and is the son of Will Tyler of Laugh In fame
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