Al: Bundy men have always been masters of their own fate. Remember Grandpa Bundy? He sure knew his way around the toolbox. There was a fixing man.
Bud: You mean Grandpa Hook?
Al: Yeah, well, circular saws were nwe back then. But dammit, he carved his own hook afterwards and carried on. You didn't see him calling someone.
Peggy: Well, it would have been difficult for him to hold the phone. You know, he only had one finger left on that other hand after that mix-up with the nailgun.
Al: One finger is all a real american needs.