First time Al makes fun of The French
Al: Why do you give Buck chopped sirloin and I get tuna? Why doesn't he get the tuna?
Peggy: Because tuna makes his breath smell, and yours is hereditary.
Peggy: Don't mind Al, it's just his time of the month... bill time.
Steve: I love you Marcy.
Marcy: I love you Steve.
Al: I hate them, Peg.
Peggy: They hate you, Al.
Al: Oh, sure, our rights are not important? Anything a woman says is fine with us? Gee, when did men become such losers? It used to be so great to be a man. Women were there, to please us. They'd look after the kids and we'd go out and have a good time. That's the natural order of things. What happened, Steve?
Steve: Well, Al...
Al: I'll tell you what happened, Steve. Somebody told women they should start enjoying sex, too. That was the beginning of the end. Now they like it but it's work for us. Everything's work for us. It's this equality thing, it's killing us. You know who I blame?
Steve: The French?
(Al nods his agreement)
Al: I know the perfect room. A pool room for you and me.
Steve: I don't know. I think we should get a room we both like.
Al: Well she's got one. She's got the kitchen!