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    cactusjack39

    [1]Nov 21, 2008
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    ...If you caught Martha taking a leak on your carpet or stealing a steak from the table? I say I'd have to grab her by the throat and throw her into the oven. Then I'd turn it up to 400 degrees and bake for 25 minutes until she shuts her stupid yap! Once done, I'd have to say that she would learn a lesson even though she would no longer be in the present.

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    seb613

    [2]Dec 30, 2008
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    That is so mean! And funny!
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    koda20

    [4]Mar 7, 2009
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    There is nothing funny about that!
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    MarthaFan2

    [5]Mar 25, 2009
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    What R U gonna do when Helen sues U.
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    koda20

    [6]Apr 3, 2009
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    No one is sueing anybody, okay?
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    MarthaFan2

    [7]Apr 20, 2009
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    I'm JK.
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    joeyfun

    [8]Apr 28, 2009
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    That is really funny.
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    madman608

    [9]May 13, 2009
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    Martha wouldn't do such a thing. Also, that wasn't funny.
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    agent_0042

    [10]Sep 8, 2009
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    But it does bring up an important point-- what exactly are Martha's rights? Because if a dog could really talk, it probably wouldn't be saying the things Martha says, it would be saying, "Feed me, feed me, where's the bacon!? Where's the best place to nap?! Ooh, do you smell that?!" and so on. Martha is an intelligent and anthropomorphic talking dog and exhibits human behaviors and human concerns. It's a topic that will probably continue to pop up on the show itself.
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