Martian Successor Nadesico

Akito: I hate this war- and all the senseless death and madness it brings. But still, to live, we must fight!

Yurika: Unless we can all pull together, unless we can function as a team and win, people are going to get killed! And if people get killed, that means more funerals, and I will never, never let that happen again! I'd even rather do weddings!

Seiya: Asking us to subsist on holding hands is cruel and inhuman. It would almost be better to be stuck back on Earth with my frigid wife!

Seiya: I'm still young, you know. Akito: You are? Seiya: Yes, I am. The young maidens beckon unto me, I see their wanton gaze. Hikaru: At other men. Seiya: Just drop that sugar in my arms, and the passion starts to blaze! Hikaru: If he gets any, we'll all be amazed.

Yurika: But doesn't it say in the contract- Seiya: Oh, give me a break. Who in this day and age takes time to read the entire contract?

Akito: I'm not your worldly passion, I'm a guy with issues that need resolving! Yurika: I understand you perfectly- you're saying that you like me! Akito: Do you even listen to yourself?

Yurika: Hey wait, just what are my worldly passions anyway? I don't know. Do I really want to get rid of them before I even know what they are?

Yurika: That can't be right, Ruri. It's saying that it doesn't… Megumi: It's saying that it doesn't matter who the captain is anymore. (Yurika runs off crying) Ruri: Megumi… Megumi: Yes, I know, I'm cruel and vicious, aren't I? Ruri: Very. Megumi: (sighs) But how can I help it?

Yurika: We both have to fulfill our duties before we'll have time to see each other personally. Oh, thank you for that, Akito, you've given me the inspiration to fight! … Yurika: (beats a tambourine) That's right, that's right, I humbly mourn all your deaths! Jun: Wow, Yurika sure is into it today. Yurika: (thinks) I'm praying as fast as I can!

Yurika: All those customs and ceremonies, all those rituals- is that the only reason I'm here? Megumi: Well, I guess you'll also be the one to perform our wedding ceremonies, won't you? (Yurika runs off crying) Ruri: You know, you're a very cruel person, Megumi. Megumi: Am I? Ruri: Yes, you are. Megumi: I am? Ruri: Yes, you are. Megumi: I am? Ruri: Yes, you are. Megumi: You know, I am what I am.

Doc Holiday: I don't need no funeral. Yurika: Thank god. Doc Holiday: Just scatter my ashes over the wide blue ocean. Yurika: The ocean!? How are we going to do that out here?