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Favorite Jokes that were said to anybody

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    1331351

    [1]Jun 21, 2006
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    Martin called Tommy

    Domer Simpson

    Heady Kruger

    Baldy Mandela

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    1331351

    [2]Jun 21, 2006
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    Pam to Martin

    Inch High Private Eye

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    homeydaclown

    [3]Jun 24, 2006
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    Martin to Cole (I don't remember it word from word but it was something like this)

    Martin said Coloe looked like Cockroach from The Cosby Show.

    I was cracking up. Does anybody remeber what episode that was?

    Edited on 06/24/2006 9:51am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    1331351

    [4]Jun 28, 2006
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    I believe that was actualy Jerome.  The episode where Cole and Tommy picked up a present for Martin.  They got side tracked and ended up at Club owned and operated by Jerome.  Where Blacka-Jack is 22.
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    1331351

    [5]Jun 28, 2006
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    episode 88 season 4
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    LizLoves

    [6]Jul 2, 2006
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    i think cole was cockaroach from the cosby show lol isnt that why he said it
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    ndshrp

    [7]Aug 3, 2006
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    Anybody to tommy..

    "You aint...GOT NO JOB"

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    chrissy640

    [8]Aug 19, 2006
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    sombody told pam that her breath smell like a box of arm pits
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    ez1jb

    [9]Aug 19, 2006
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    Martin to Tommy (other names): Heady Murphy , Louis Gossett, Dome Alone, Head Sanford 
    Edited on 08/19/2006 10:39pm
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    ez1jb

    [10]Aug 19, 2006
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    BTW-Cole, played by Carl Anthony Payne II, did play Cockroach on The Cosby Show, also.

    Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cosby_Show
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    jillianoscr

    [11]Apr 14, 2007
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    Martin talking about Tommy & Cole

    Martin said that they look like a fake a*@ J.J and Michael!!!

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    realworlder

    [12]Jul 19, 2007
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    The episode from the first season when they tricked Martin into thinking his house was haunted. At the beginning of the episode Tommy made fun of Martin's ears when he asked him if he was going to dress up. Then Martin said, "I was going to go as your mother but my hair is too long."

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    realworlder

    [13]Jul 19, 2007
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    And the episode when Tommy got his ass kicked by them midgets. Martin and Cole went down to their little bar and the bartender told him that he didn't want to have any foolishness in their and Martin said "shut up Gary Coleman."
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    kareeb

    [14]Jan 14, 2009
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    When Martin asked Pam, *sniff sniff* "Is that your breath smelling like boiled bologna?" I was too weak
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    placesalep

    [15]Jul 25, 2009
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    Martin to Cole
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    KingofIPirates

    [16]Jul 25, 2009
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    Martin to Pam
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    jayrock3597

    [17]Oct 19, 2011
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    martin to pam


    scary j blige


    scary poppins


    esther


    elsie


    sounder


    mamaduke


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    jayrock3597

    [18]Oct 19, 2011
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    martin to pam

    I got a problem with your breath smelling like a train smoke lol
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    JeroldHimes

    [19]Feb 8, 2012
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    Martin to cole thick- james

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