(Hawkeye is sleeping in Radar's office and the phone wakes him up) Hawkeye: Hello, M*A*S*H 4-0 something something, and you've got a lot of nerve calling in the middle of the night!
Colonel Potter (about Klinger): Is he wearing a Class A uniform? Hawkeye: Let's see. Ugly color, forty years out of style, fits like a tent? It's a Class A uniform all right.
Hawkeye: My body is so tired it's suing me for running a sweatshop.
Radar does not appear in this episode. This was the first of 4 episodes directed by Mike Farrell. He also wrote or co-wrote five episodes.
Charles says, "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have, oh give me a drink." The first part of that is from Alfred Lord Tennyson's epic poem In Memoriam. The actual lines are, "I hold it true whate'er befall, I feel it when I sorrow most, tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
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