Season 8 Episode 25

April Fools

Aired Unknown Mar 24, 1980 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (To Hawkeye, Winchester, BJ and Hot Lips)
      Potter: Ohhh, you're a peck of pips, all right! Despite my direct orders, you just had to put "Be Stupid" first on your list of things to do today!
      Hawkeye: We're very sorry, Colonel.
      Hot Lips: I'm not sorry! You're the jackasses who did this! (they argue)
      Potter: SILENCIOO! (They fall quiet.) The senior inspecting officer from the far east medical command comes in here at full boil, so you jokers have to turn up the heat! Guarantees we'll all be wearin' his boot prints tomorrow, no matter how spiffy we carry on! Thank you all very much! (looking at Hot Lip's tent) Good grief, Margaret, where in the name of Kerry's corset is your tent?!