(After PA has given warm temperatures in different regions)
Hawkeye: And closer to home we can expect a warming trend, our midday temperatures reaching puberty levels, 14 to 16.
(Hawkeye and BJ move around, trying to get a closer space to the heater)
BJ: I'm not in your way?
BJ: I'd like to be.
(They continue to fight for possition, then they both look over at Charles, who is seemingly unaffected by the cold weather)
Hawkeye: There's a dead log I'd like to throw in the fire. Charles, how come you're not freezing like the rest of us?
Charles: Because I have your suffering to keep me warm.
BJ: He's got to be cold, he's just doing the warm act to spite us.
Charles: Gentlemen, I am not unaffected by this, but I refuse to huddle around a stove like you two cringing pack wolves.
Hawkeye: Pack wolves? I've never been more insulted.
(Hawkeye and BJ then start to growl like wolves at Charles)