Hawkeye: (looking at pictures of BJ naked) These turned out great. That BJ is the living edge.
Winchester: Behind every great man is a great behind.
Klinger: What are we gonna do to Major Winchester's pants this time? Soak them in lighter fluid and burn them off of him? Or the old exploding belt trick.
Hawkeye: (dropping Winchester's pants) Major Winchester, buns away.
Hawkeye: He who lives by the joke shall die by the joke.
Winchester: (after sitting in the glue) Klinger, I need a new pair of trousers. Actually, get me several. There is no telling how many times I'll be torpedoed by 'Rear-Admiral' Pierce.
Klinger (looking for pants for Charles): Let's see, about a 42 extra pompous.
Mulcahy does not appear in the syndicated version of this episode.