(A Greek and Turkish soldier blow off Father Mulcahy as he tries to break up their fight)
Father Mulcahy: Is that so?! Well, don't let this saintly demeanor fool you. I happen to be pretty handy with my dukes. I could flatten you both and not even work up a sweat. So I suggest you remember what it says in the good book: love thy neighbor, or I'll PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!!! YOU GOT THAT?!
(the two immediately stop fighting)