Hawkeye: Frank's run away from home?
Margaret: (whispering) Shh. No. Not a word.
Hawkeye: Oh, okay.
BJ: My lips are sealed.
Hawkeye: I won't say anything, really. Honest. Not a word. (picks up the PA microphone) Attention all personnel...
Margaret: Oh, Pierce!
Hawkeye: You won't believe this camp! (Margaret grabs the microphone) Hello, camp? Are you there, camp?