Season 4 Episode 2

Change of Command

Aired Unknown Sep 19, 1975 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (First Klinger conversation with Col. Potter)
      Klinger: (saluting) Col. Potter, Sir. Corporal Klinger. I'm Section Eight, head to toe. I'm wearing a Warner bra. I play with dolls! My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts! I should be out. (Potter returns the salute)
      Col. Potter: Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for forty years, all the tricks. Had a soldier pretend he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arms for weeks! Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning! No, no, corporal, it ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform, and you stay in uniform!
      Klinger: Er..
      Col. Potter: Dismissed!!