M*A*S*H: fav MASH quotes

rogue_angel7o9
[1]Aug 22, 2005
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my all time favorites would have to be "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"~Sidney Freedman.
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HelloStuart
[2]Aug 22, 2005
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The zen of pacifism:

"I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun."
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rogue_angel7o9
[3]Aug 22, 2005
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"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure."
Trapper
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_CoxswainM13_
[4]Aug 22, 2005
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I was JUST going to start a thread like this. But it was going to be favorite scene and/or favorite quote! There are so many......so little time.....
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MultiMedea
[5]Aug 25, 2005
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Check my sig. Been using it for a looong time.
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_CoxswainM13_
[6]Aug 25, 2005
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THAT is one of my very favorite lines!
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quigley_lib
[7]Aug 26, 2005
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I have this phrase from early in the series which comes to mind occassionally and noone ever gets it. I don't know enough M*A*S*H fans I guess. I think it's from "I Hate a Mystery" and Hawkeye is solving the crime.

"...ill-booten gotty..."
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Squeestoy69
[8]Aug 26, 2005
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Radar over talking anything Blake or potter tried to say
too many to list
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Kylie1403
[9]Aug 26, 2005
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rogue_angel7o9 wrote:

my all time favorites would have to be "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"~Sidney Freedman.

same!!!
sidney is one of my FAVE characetrs
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Kylie1403
[10]Aug 26, 2005
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Hawkeye : Who you callin a You - You

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Hotlips - Im not so think as you drunk i am
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india18

[11]Aug 26, 2005

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HelloStuart wrote:

The zen of pacifism:

"I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun."

That's one of my faves too

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_CoxswainM13_
[12]Aug 26, 2005
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Margaret: "I'da loved him if I'da known!!"
-Hot Lips and Empty Arms

Hawkeye: "How's my nostril hair?"
BJ: "I'd look, but I'm afraid of the dark."

Colonel Potter: "Don't change the color of your face! I'm out of umber!!"

Radar: "P for pain, P for purple. W for white, W for sleep."

Winchester: "Can you tell me what I'm about to say ... now?"
Radar: "Yes sir, but I promised Father Mulcahy I wouldn't use those words."

BJ: "Wait, wait wait!!
Hawkeye: "What what what???"
BJ: "Don't throw it(dead rat) towards the kitchen. You know how they are!"
Hawkeye throws the rat out.
Winchester: "Oh good. One down, two to go."
-The Winchester Tapes
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HelloStuart
[13]Aug 26, 2005
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MultiMedea wrote:

Check my sig. Been using it for a looong time.

I didn't realize that. Great line, though.
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ucantseeme07
[14]Aug 29, 2005
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"Look, you can't lay all that on my shoulders. Don't you know how much this place stinks? Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? In the blood of children? I hate this place. And if I can't stand up to it to your satisfaction, then... then the hell with it. How dare you? The hell with your Iowa naivete, and the hell with your hero worship and your teddy bear, and while you're at it, the hell with you! Why don't you grow up for crying out loud? I'm not here for you to admire. I'm here to pull bodies out of a sausage grinder, if possible without going crazy. Period."

If that was a bit longer, I'd use it as a monolouge while trying out for the school play that I may or may not audition for in a few days. It was perhaps the most gut-wrenching quote from the series...and I loved it.
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Kylie1403
[15]Aug 30, 2005
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i think yous houdl sue iT!

that episode always gets me, you get to seehow hawkeye feels... he proves he isnt some brave hero... i like that
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Kylie1403
[16]Aug 30, 2005
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Hawkeye: now dont forget folks, thats what you get folks, for making whoopie...

(i know its lyrics to a real song but he says it and i love it)
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ucantseeme07
[17]Aug 30, 2005
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Kylie1403 wrote:

i think yous houdl sue iT!

that episode always gets me, you get to seehow hawkeye feels... he proves he isnt some brave hero... i like that

I would, but it's not really long enough to use. Also, our theater teacher kind of frowns upon using monologues from TV shows or movies. He prefers them from plays.
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Kylie1403
[18]Aug 31, 2005
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that sucks arse
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HelloStuart
[19]Sep 1, 2005
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Kylie1403 wrote:

that sucks arse

Not necessarily. Even nowadays, some people consider TV to be a lower form of art than the theater.
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ucantseeme07
[20]Sep 1, 2005
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Yeah I mean I'm not that upset, plus how often do you get a monologue-length speech on a TV show? Also, we can use movies, as long as the movie was a play before it hit the silver screen.
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