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    Kylie1403

    [21]Sep 2, 2005
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    do you know what your going to do?>
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    MultiMedea

    [22]Sep 2, 2005
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    HelloStuart wrote:
    Kylie1403 wrote:
    that sucks arse


    Not necessarily. Even nowadays, some people consider TV to be a lower form of art than the theater.

    Some people consider tv to be a lower form of art than finger painting.
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    ucantseeme07

    [23]Sep 3, 2005
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    ucantseeme07

    [24]Sep 3, 2005
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    Kylie1403 wrote:
    do you know what your going to do?>


    No, I didn't go out for it. The auditions were this week, there was no way that I could've memorized an entire monologue in time.
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    LordInfensus

    [25]Sep 3, 2005
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    Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.

    Easily one of the best Henry quotes
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    _CoxswainM13_

    [26]Sep 4, 2005
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    That's such a great quote. It's so strong.
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    Kylie1403

    [27]Sep 6, 2005
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    Hotlips : I demand respect, Simple respect. I want nothing more,and i'll accept nothing less

    (I think i got that a little wrong)
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    Canadian83

    [28]Sep 18, 2005
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    Some of my favorites...

    Charles: Hunnicutt, I have met a lot of people in my life. You are not among them.

    Margaret: You lied to me, Frank! That's worse than stealing!
    Frank: Well, I happen to think that stealing is worse than lying!
    Margaret: And you did both!
    Frank: So I oughta know!

    Margaret: Alright! Which one of you creeps put the dead minnows in my pocket?
    Charles: They were alive when I put them there! You killed them!

    Margaret (drunk): I wonder if I can see Colonel Blake.
    Radar: I wonder if you can, too.

    Charles: Another 20 hours and we'll be relieved of this munchkin hoard.
    BJ: Charles, have you been hoarding munchkins again?
    Charles: Unworthy of you.
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    Canadian83

    [29]Sep 18, 2005
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    _CoxswainM13_

    [30]Sep 19, 2005
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    Canadian83 wrote:
    Some of my favorites...

    Charles: Hunnicutt, I have met a lot of people in my life. You are not among them.

    Margaret: Alright! Which one of you creeps put the dead minnows in my pocket?
    Charles: They were alive when I put them there! You killed them!

    Charles: Another 20 hours and we'll be relieved of this munchkin hoard.
    BJ: Charles, have you been hoarding munchkins again?
    Charles: Unworthy of you.


    Which eppies are these from?
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    _CoxswainM13_

    [31]Sep 19, 2005
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    Canadian83 wrote:
    Some of my favorites...

    Charles: Hunnicutt, I have met a lot of people in my life. You are not among them.

    Margaret: You lied to me, Frank! That's worse than stealing!
    Frank: Well, I happen to think that stealing is worse than lying!
    Margaret: And you did both!
    Frank: So I oughta know!

    Margaret: Alright! Which one of you creeps put the dead minnows in my pocket?
    Charles: They were alive when I put them there! You killed them!

    Charles: Another 20 hours and we'll be relieved of this munchkin hoard.
    BJ: Charles, have you been hoarding munchkins again?
    Charles: Unworthy of you.


    What episodes are these from?
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    Canadian83

    [32]Sep 19, 2005
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    _CoxswainM13_ wrote:
    Canadian83 wrote:
    Some of my favorites...

    Charles: Hunnicutt, I have met a lot of people in my life. You are not among them.

    Margaret: You lied to me, Frank! That's worse than stealing!
    Frank: Well, I happen to think that stealing is worse than lying!
    Margaret: And you did both!
    Frank: So I oughta know!

    Margaret: Alright! Which one of you creeps put the dead minnows in my pocket?
    Charles: They were alive when I put them there! You killed them!

    Charles: Another 20 hours and we'll be relieved of this munchkin hoard.
    BJ: Charles, have you been hoarding munchkins again?
    Charles: Unworthy of you.


    What episodes are these from?


    First is from Commander Pierce, 2nd is from The Gun, and 3rd is from April Fools. I don't remember which one the 4th is from...I think it's a Christmas one...maybe.
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    Kylie1403

    [33]Sep 24, 2005
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    there have been 3 christmas eps
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    Kylie1403

    [34]Sep 24, 2005
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    but i guess only 1 with charles
    so yeah
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    Canadian83

    [35]Sep 25, 2005
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    Either way I'm not sure, I don't remember.
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    wone3

    [36]Sep 30, 2005
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    I think this is from season 8 and old soldiers. The camp welcome orphans that had to escape into bushes and such with thorns and the docs innoculate them with horse serum. Potter is away in Tokyo and Hawkeye or charles is in charge. The kids all show reaction tot he serum cause the only meat they get is horse. The episode ends with Potter entertaining the main staff in his tent with a special bottle of booze. He asks before they share, that he gives a tantine(pledge) for a toast to his old buddies who died before he did. Potter was the last surviving one of the bunch.

    That episode ending tends to get to me.
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    _CoxswainM13_

    [37]Sep 30, 2005
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    me too.
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    Kylie1403

    [38]Oct 1, 2005
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    margrets speech always gets me

    its christmas and a wounded soilder has just come in and BJ hawkeye and Herself try and keep him alive to that his family dont remember christmas as "the day their daddy died"

    and the soilder has just died and marget says her speech

    i know it starts off

    "its amazes me how your see one second and gone the next"

    i dont know the rest althought i seriously ened to find it

    that speech always gets me
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    danspoon

    [39]Oct 15, 2005
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    Shower Song sung by Colonel Potter
    (from "Bug Out")

    "I love to go swimming with bow-legged women,
    And swim between their legs,
    Swim between their legs..."
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    Jungle24

    [40]Oct 18, 2005
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    ...but know this. You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid an festering sewer. -- Charles
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